Post by Tad Ezra on Sept 7, 2018 12:18:14 GMT -6
Avalanche - 5th September, 2018
LIVE from the Aitken Centre in Fredericton, New Brunswick - Capacity: 4,258 (SOLD OUT!)
The crowd in the Aitken Centre in Fredericton, New Brunswick comes alive with cheers as they wave their signs in support for their favorite stars of Northern Lights Wrestling. They grow louder and louder as the camera sweeps across the crowd, showing off signs for “Dick Punch City” and “Bounty Hunter”, as well as the signature “I Need Angel Kash’s Lawyer” signs. Shortly after, the spotlight moves to the center of the ring, where we see ring announcer Liam Gagnon standing, dressed in a suit, with a microphone in hand. He smiles and waves to the audience for a moment as their cheers grow even louder.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! Please put your hands together for the stars of Northern Lights Wrestling as we bring you Avalanche, live from Aitken Centre in Fredericton, New Brunswick!!!
Crowd: *POP!*
Liam: Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Ontario, Ottawa, Canada, he is your General Manager… Tad EZZZZZZZZZZRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The crowd cheers as “Play Hard” by Krewella plays over the speakers. Tad Ezra comes out dressed in his usual grey suit as he waves to the fans. He makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He moves around the entire ring, continuing to interact with the fans before coming to the ring steps. The lights slowly return to normal, and we notice there is a table with a tumbler set on top of it. Tad marches up them and steps inside. He waves a few more times before moving over to Liam, who hands him a microphone before slowly bowing out of the ring. Tad takes a second to let the crowd cheer and chant for the talent before he raises the microphone to his lips.
Tad: Hello again, from your friendly neighborhood General Manager. How are we doing, Fredericton?!
Crowd: *POP!!!*
Tad: I’m not used to getting it right on the first try. Can you all humor me and do that one more time?
Crowd: *POP!!!*
Tad: I love it… Now, in Northern Lights Wrestling, we enjoy trying out new things. We’re in that experimental phase. Our new drug of choice is the Lethal Lottery. For those of your who are not really familiar with how this is going to work, please take notice of the tumbler behind me…
Tad motions back to the tumbler once more for effect.
Tad: This tumbler has every male on the roster’s name inside of one just like it, back in my office, and a little birdie told me that even my own name has been included in there. Hopefully my Gold’s Gym membership has prepared me for that… Now, since the Avalanche Championship is affected by this draw, as it will eventually determine our next Number One Contender, Stewart Mason’s name has been removed from the tumbler. This may not always be the case when we do the Lethal Lottery, but for now, that’s where we will be starting off.
Crowd: Yeahhhh!
Tad: Oh, but let’s not forget the ladies. We wouldn’t dream of it here in Northern Lights Wrestling. This is a night of surprises, and we wouldn’t dare leave them out of that. So, I have in this tumbler, the names of all of the female wrestlers on the roster, save for Angel Kash, and I will pick four names at random, to compete in a one fall Fatal Four Way, to determine Angel’s Number One Contender. Both contenders will get their respective title shots at Honor Wrestling’s Zero Hour Pay-Per-View. Not a bad deal, if I say so myself, yeah?
Tad listens as the crowd roars in approval. Tad smiles widely as he motions for Liam to join him. He leans in and whispers something as Liam turns the tumbler several times before stopping. Tad gently opens the door to the tumbler and he pulls out two crumpled pieces of paper, and then he gives the tumbler a few spins of his own. Liam reaches inside and pulls out two pieces of crumpled paper. They slowly smooth out their papers, keeping them close. They both smile as they quietly show each other. Tad collects the pieces of paper in his hand as he looks out to the audience.
Tad: This is going to be quite an interesting match up. The fourth match of the night has been decided, and you all are going to love it! Four ladies, all fighting for the chance to dethrone Angel Kash. All four determined to be your next Avalanche Champion, but only one can succeed. First up, we have…
Tad pauses for a moment, looking around at the crowd that is on the edge of their seats in anticipation. His smile grows wry as he tucks the pieces of paper into his jacket pocket.
Tad: … three other big matches until you find out.
Crowd: Awwwwwww!!!
Tad: I told ya! Tonight is all about surprises! Stay tuned, folks… Oh, and those matches will take place in just a few moments.
“Play Hard” begins playing as Tad confirms the participants with Liam. Tad slowly tucks the pieces of paper back into his pocket as he makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp.
As Tad walks through the curtains, he is met by Donna Beauchamp, who narrows her eyes at Tad. Tad sighs and leans against the table with the tumbler, handing the four pieces of paper to Donna. Donna taps her foot and widens her eyes hopefully.
Donna: Well, where’s the excuse? The owner and I are waiting patiently.
Tad: Excuse?
Donna: Yeah, the excuse? For the lazy booking? The whole “I don’t feel like doing my job this week by promoting our talents, so I’m just going to throw some pieces of paper into a tumbler and hope for the best.”? I’ve got to hear this.
Tad laughs nervously, and also seems to be in a bit of shock. He crosses his arms over his chest as he stares at Donna.
Tad: You’re looking at this all wrong. People love to be surprised. Rumors have been flying across the underground scene about this show. We’re sold out, and as of five minutes ago, our ratings are one of the highest network spikes we’ve ever had. I’d say that this was a success.
Donna: And, I suppose ignoring the fact that Space Lord signed a contract under the apparent guise of having a match against a Bad Boys member just gets thrown out of the window? I thought you were the boy scout that honors his promises.
Tad: I do honor my promises. But I do not honor your promises, Donna. I never once agreed to that. I hate to remind you, but you are not my boss. I don’t know who my boss is, but it’s not you, and I don’t have to answer to you. I book the matches, and I’m honestly tired of going through this routine with you. Space Lord will get his match in two weeks, so don’t you worry your pretty little face. Now, I’m here to do my job, so either help me, or get out of my way…
Donna goes to say something when her phone goes off with an alert. She looks down at it and huffs before giving the tumbler a half hearted spin. As it comes to a stop, Tad pulls out a piece of paper and hands it immediately to a stagehand. He rushes off as Tad pulls out another. Handing it off, he pulls out two more and hands them to a third stagehand. Donna and Tad engage in a momentary stare off before Tad slowly walks off toward his office door. Donna taps away at her phone, shaking her head as she bites at her bottom lip. After a moment, the cameras move back to ringside.
Liam: The following Lethal Lottery Tag Team Match is scheduled for one fall and the winning team qualifies for the Main Event Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender for Stewart Mason’s Avalanche Championship!!!
Crowd: *POP!*
Liam: Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Chicago, IL, standing at 6’0” and weighing in at 175lb, he is…
Liam: … Eric Weeeeeeeeeeeeaverrrrrrrrrr!!!
Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.
"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"
Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say
It's a pantomime and not a play
Still, I know our eyes often meet
I feel tingles down to my feet
When you smile, that's much too discreet
Sends me on my way"
Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.
"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"
As the music fades we see Eric holding his right hand in the air as he looks over to the crowd.
Liam: Aaaaaand his partner, from Las Vegas, NV, standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 195lb, he is…
Liam: … Tiiiiiiiiiiim Staaaaaaaaaaaaaggsssss!!!
The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man in a white Bad Boys hooded jacket, and a black mask, steps out onto the stage, pausing as he looks down at the ground. As the music picks up, the figure pulls his hood back, yanking his mask off to reveal Tim Staggs. He jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. He jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners, sinking down to a seated position as he contemplates.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand their opponents… Introducing first, from Wilmington, DE standing at 6’5” and weighing in at 240lb, he is…
Liam: Steeeeeeeven Styyyyyyyyyyyyyyyles!!!
Lights Go Out.
Six foot five and lonely
Dressed in spaghetti rags,Standing at the bus stop
With her alligator bags, What can you do? No, no, no,
what can I do I better see a doctor Cause I think I'm getting hooked on you
I ain't much for talkin'
But all I got to say is
Here I am
Close your eyes and I'll be Superman
Steven Styles and Selena come to the entrance ramp with as he has his right hand in the air pointing to the crowd, slapping five with fans on his way to the ring. He runs and slides in under the bottom rope as Selena follows Styles. She hops up on the ring apron and enters in under the bottom rope.
Liam: Aaaaaand his partner…
A fog begins to pour out from the back as "Dead City Radio" plays. White and red lights flash to the beat of the music. Drew comes out from behind the curtains with his arms in the air.
Liam:Please welcome to the ring at this time, straight from... Tobias Carroll's Nard Sack!!! By way of Detroit Michigan, standing at 5'12" and weighing in at 210lb, he is…
Liam: … Drrrrewwwwwww Maaaaasterrrrrssss!!!
He throws them down to his side and runs down the aisle and jumps on the apron. He spins around, jiving his hips to the music before ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it over his shoulder. He vaults over the top rope and comes to the center of the ring as he bangs his head to to music, jiving more.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Eric starts things off against Steven. They circle each other, staying to the outside of the ring, Tim taps Steven on the shoulder. Steven turns around taking his eyes off of Eric.
Nora: Eric gets a Rear Waistlock on Steven firmly. Steven quickly Eye Pokes Eric, causing him to release immediately. Steven flips back with a hard kick to Eric’s face. Eric goes down but gets right back up, but gets dropped down again as Steven hits a Dropkick.
Arnaud: Steve gets Eric to his feet. Steven sends Eric to the ropes. No! Eric reverses it sending Steven to the ropes instead. Steven runs towards Tim hitting him with a back elbow smash, but on the rebound, Eric runs at Steven and hits a Spear as Steven turns around to face him.
Nora: Eric gets up and looks at Tim to tag him in but Tim shakes his head… I guess Tim is not ready to fight or wanting Eric to do all the work for him!? Eric picks Steven up and Irish Whips him to the opposite corner. Drew tags himself in.
Arnaud: Drew jumps over the top ropes and flies forward with a Flying Haymaker to Eric. He bounces off of the ropes and repeats the maneuver. He bounces off of the opposing ropes and flies off with a Moonsault to Eric, hooking the legs.
One...
Two…
Arnaud: Tim comes inside of the ring and pulls Drew’s leg, pulling him off of Eric. Tim turns to walk to his corner, but Drew leaps up onto his shoulders, spinning around with a Hurricanrana… No Tim Drops Drew instead with a Powerbomb!
Nora: Eric holds Drew as he reaches out to tag Tim in. Tim gets on the top turnbuckle and hits a flying Elbow Drop to the chest of Drew! Tim gets up and turns to look at Steven, He taunts him trying to get Steven to get in the ring!
Arnaud: Steven is not the easy to tempt, Tim should just focus on Drew instead! Tim turns to look at Drew…
Nora: Steven jumps off of the top rope mailing a Missile Dropkick to Tim, Tim goes down as Steven nails him hard in the back. The ref yells at Steven and orders him back to his corner.
Arnaud: Yeah but the damage is down as Drew goes for the cover!
One…
Two…
Kickout!
Nora: Tim kicks out just in time! Drew gets off of Tim… Tim grabs Drew for a Small Package!
1!
2!
Thr...Kickout!
Arnaud: That was close… Steven however manages to break up the count, Eric gets in the ring as Steven and Drew try to double team Tim. Eric goes to grab Steven as Drew mamages to Clothesline Tim over the ropes.
Nora: The ref grabs Steven to get him back to his corner, Tim slides back in the ring with a chair in hand. Tim wacks Eric in the back causing him to go down. Drew looks confused!
Arnaud: Tim throws the chair at Drew. Drew catches the chair as Tim drops to the mat landing on top of Eric. The ref turns around and sees Drew with the chair then sees Eric and Tim on the ground.
Nora: Oh please don’t fall for this…
Ding Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The ref calls for the bell, I guess he did fall for Tim’s shenanigans!
Liam: Your winners of this match by DQ… Eric Weaver and Tim Staggs!!!
Backstage, the cameras focus on the curtains. A few seconds in, Tim Staggs comes stumbling through them, all smiles. He is greeted by Sai Basu who has a microphone at the ready. Tim, however, brushes right past him as Gianni shouts out joyously. Tim falls into a sweaty hug before slapping hands with Dax, and then picking Shorty up off of the ground, spinning him around before setting him back down.
Tim: That’s right! That’s how a Bad Boy takes care of business. I carried that loser, Eric Weaver, to his only chance at an actual Main Event match. You’re welcome, Weavez.
Sai: Tim, what gave you the idea to end the match with a steel chair fake out?
Tim glares at Sai, seeming to notice him now for the first time. He takes a step closer to Sai and then rips the microphone out of his hand.
Tim: Who the hell are you, and what business do you have trying to insult my hard fought victory?
Sai opens his mouth to respond, but Tim holds a hand up in his face, nudging his head toward Sai as Dax and Gianni and Shorty bully him out of the camera’s view.
Tim: Duh-duh-duh-doesn’t matter. As a Staggs, I am used to people trying to cut down and tarnish the name. We got Jamie Staggs, and we still have respect, so you’re going to have to try harder than that, kay? Now that this flagrant is gone… three weeks ago, the Bad Boys suffered a real injustice. I admit, I made a mistake in attacking the referee. Thankfully the owner saw it my way and gave me the opportunity to return to action before our joke of a GM lifted my suspension, or else your next Avalanche Champion wouldn’t be gracing your screen right now. My actions should not have affected Shorty, who was merely joking around with Jade Pham. And it certainly shouldn’t have impacted Dax, who simply asked why the referee suddenly got a stone arm, or forgot how to use basic human motor functions. I mean, he was way nicer than I would’ve been!
Dax nods his head as Tim pats him on the back. Gianni goes to comfort him as well.
Tim: Don’t worry. We talked to the members of Nobility, and Angel Kash’s lawyer is working on a lil sumptin’ sumptin’ as we speak. But I did right by Jade, and I admitted to my mistake. I paid my fine, and I won’t be doing that again…
Tim smiles wickedly as he stares silently at the camera. He prepares to speak again when Eric Weaver works his way through the curtains. Tim laughs as Eric stares at him.
Tim: What’s the matter, “pahtnuh”? Cindy got your tongue?
Eric stares for a moment longer before smiling back at Tim.
Eric: Nope, just looking at the guy who carried me to victory.
Tim: Yeah, now I know how Cindy felt. But don’t expect me to say “I like you, okayyyyy???” because it is no secret. I don’t like you.
Eric: Feeling’s mutual, and…
Tim: Listen up…
Eric: No, you listen up, punk. I had to tolerate you up until a few minutes ago, but now? Well, let’s just hope that your butt buddies make the draw, and get past the severe ass whooping that everyone in that locker room wants to lay down on you all. Because, if they don’t? You’re going to have a big red bullseye on your back big enough for Google Maps to pick up on. See you later, “pahtnuh”.
Eric and Tim stare each other down for a moment longer as Tim holds the Bad Boys back. Eric slowly walks away, and Tim’s nostrils flare as he throws the microphone across the hall in frustration. The Bad Boys head toward their own locker room as the cameras fade back to ringside.
Liam: The following Lethal Lottery Tag Team Match is scheduled for one fall and the winning team qualifies for the Main Event Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender for Stewart Mason’s Avalanche Championship!!!
Crowd: *POP!*
Liam: Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Oakland, CA standing at 3’11” and weighing in at 165lb, he is…
Liam: … “Shorty” Devin Tyyyyyyyyyyyylerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: On his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada...
Liam: … Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. One man comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 195lb, he is…
Liam: Maaaaaaaason Foooooooooooooxxxxx!!!
Mason comes out the curtain and waves to the crowd. The fans cheer loudly for Mason as he yips back and forth across the stage. Mason gets in the ring as he walks around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into his corner.
Lights go down low as "The Hills" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. He swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Memphis native weighting in at 224lb and standing at 6'1 he is…
Liam: ... Dorian Brown!!!
Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. He comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and lick his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.
Ding: Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The last time Jerry and Shorty were forced to team together, they took a loss to the Fox Brothers. Now they are forced to team again and will take on one of the Fox brothers as Mason will be teaming with Dorian!
Nora: They have to work together if they want to win this match and make it to the Battle Royal.
Arnaud: Shorty will be starting this match, Dorian waits on as he starts this match for him and Mason. Shorty runs at Dorian, Dorian lifts his legs up for a big boot but misses, Shorty grabs and tackles him as Shorty lashes on to his other leg.
Nora: Dorian gets up as pushes Shorty to the ground.
Arnaud: Shorty gets to his feet, Dorian runs over and Shorty, Shorty extends his arm for a Dick Punch but Dorian kicks Shorty’s arm away!
Nora: Shorty tires for it again but Dorian grabs his arm and picks up in the air. Shorty kicks Dorian in the chest then nails a Arm Drag!
Arnaud: Shorty outsmarting Dorian… Dorian gets right back up, Shorty comes in and punches, no tries to punch Dorian!
Nora: Dorian gets his hands up to block, Dorian knee’s Shorty in the jaw! Dorian goes over and tags Mason.
Arnaud: Mason gets in the gets in the ring, Shorty gets to his feet, Mason runs in and nails a crossbody on Shorty.
Nora: Mason showing his speed.
Arnaud: Mason gets Shorty up and picks him up for a Suplex!
Nora: Mason gets Shorty to his feet and send him to the ropes. Jerry tags himself in as Shorty bounces back. Mason Goes for a Dropkick but Shorty ducks it.
Arnaud: Jerry runs in and nails a Tornado DDT! Shorty goes to his corner as Jerry helps Mason back to his feet.
Nora: Jerry lifts Mason over his head in a Military Press. Jerry goes to drop Mason ut Mason counters with a Headscissors Takedown!
Arnaud: Mason goes back to his corner to tag Dorian.
Nora: Dorian gets in as Jerry gets to his feet. Dorian comes in giving Jerry a Chop to the chest, then another one. Dorian then hits a SUperkick knocking Jerry down!
Arnaud: Dorian goes for the cover!
One…
Two…
Nora: Jerry kicks out, Dorian gets to his feet. Dorian runs towards the ropes…
Arnaud: Jerry does a Kip up and grabs Dorian as he bounces off the ropes and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex! Jerry picks Dorian up… Dorian starts hitting Jerry with Rapid hard chops to his chest. Dorian grabs Jerry and sends him to the ropes!
Nora: Jerry tags in Shorty, Jerry bounces off as Shorty climbs up the top turnbuckle. Jerry goes for a Clothesline on Dorian but misses but gets nailed by a Missile Dropkick from Shorty from the top ropes! Shorty kicks Dorian in the face as he lays on the mat.
Arnaud: Shorty takes a moment to take in the boos from the crowd.
Nora: Shorty goes to pick Dorian to his feet but Dorian over powers and shoves Shorty away.
Arnaud: Dorian gets up as Shorty runs at him. Dorian grabs Shorty by the neck and lift Shorty up for a Chokeslam… Shorty kicks Dorian in the throat causing Dorian to drop to his knees, letting go of Shorty in the process.
Nora: Shorty hits Dorian in the nose with a Headbutt! Shorty goes for the cover!
One...
Nora: Dorian uses his power to roll them over covering Shorty for a pinfall!
One…
Two…
Nora: Shorty grabs Dorian’s man part and rolls them over for Shorty to get the pinfall!
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winners of this match… Jerry Cann and Devlin Tayler!!!!
Arnaud: The men of NLW should know by now, there balls are not safe around Shorty.
Nora: Or any Bad Boy for that matter!
Backstage we see Ahuevo standing inside of the locker room. He is pacing as he looks up to see the camera sitting in front of him. He shakes his head as he walks closer to it, letting his deep, dark eyes come through the red mesh of his mask. He grits his teeth as he pauses for a second.
Ahuevo: I demanded respect, and what do I get? Nothing. This Lethal Lottery is the closest thing I get to it, because after tonight, I get my second chance against Stewart Mason, mang. After tonight, the name Ahuevo won’t be something that makes people laugh. It will be the name of the Avalanche Champion at Zero Hour.
Ahuevo stops for a second as he steps back. He runs his fingers across his waistline as if the title were actually there now.
Ahuevo: The last time that I faced off with Stewart Mason, I was a damn fool, vato. I let him get the better of me because I was trying to be a stand up guy. There are enough of those around here. The Bad Boys are not, but almost everyone else are a bunch of do gooders who get nowhere, homes! They get nowhere!
Ahuevo is outraged as he practically spits at the camera.
Ahuevo: You know who else isn’t one of the good guys? Stewart Mason. And I’m not playing that game anymore. Senor Hell Yeah doesn’t need to follow the rules anymore, because doing right don’t get you nowhere. I learned that from Stewart. But that dinosaur can run off with Gemma Frost and Gail Weston and his bottle of Viagra, and leave the wrestling to the actual wrestlers such as myself.
Ahuevo sneers as he rubs at his chin. He stops for a second before continuing.
Ahuevo: When my name got pulled to be the first to enter this match, I knew it was my destiny to meet with Stewart again. And I knew that I made the right call turning my back on the old Ahuevo. Now that I don’t care what you all think of me, I can focus on what really matters, and I can finally take what should have been mine all along, since day one. But the good thing is that it is not too late.
Ahuevo shakes his head.
Ahuevo: It’s not. There is still time for me to make this face.
Ahuevo points to his mask, letting us look at it for a moment and then he continues.
Ahuevo: And the Avalanche Championship synonymous, mang. There’s still time to turn it around. And trust me.
Ahuevo stops and turns his head as a smile creeps back onto his face.
Ahuevo: I will, homes. I will. So don’t be surprised when you hear at Zero Hour “Your NEW Avalanche Champion… Ahhhhhuuuuuuuuuevvvvvvvvvvooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”
Ahuevo tilts his head back and acts like he’s got a microphone in his hands. He is dramatic in his motioning, raising and lowering his arm with the “microphone” in it. He then reaches his arm forward and opens his palm, slowly stepping back as “Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers in the arena.
Liam: The following Lethal Lottery SIX MAN Tag Team Match is scheduled for one fall and the winning team qualifies for the Main Event Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender for Stewart Mason’s Avalanche Championship!!!
Crowd: *POP!*
Liam: Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from South of the border, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is…
Liam: … Ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuevooooooooooo!!!
The crowd boos loudly as “Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his partners and opponent.
The opening of “Alive” by Lil Jon, Offset, and 2Chainz begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience.
Liam: From Anaheim, CA standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 235lb, he is…
Liam: … Dax Beckett!!!
He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward. Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on his feet as he jogs in place, waiting for his partner.
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. One man comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 195lb, he is…
Liam: … Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaason Foooooooooxxxxx!!!
Jason comes out the curtain and waves to the crowd. The fans cheer loudly for Jason as he yips back and forth across the stage. Jason gets in the ring as he walks around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into his corner, eyeballing Dax carefully.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand their opponents, first, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 255lb, he is…
Liam: Eeeeeeeethan McBriiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: And his partner, from West Hollywood, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 165lb, she is…
Liam: … Mz Holly Woooooooooooooooood!!!
"Hollywood" by Collective Soul blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her opponent.
Liam: And their opponent… Hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 210lb, he is…
Liam: … August Frossssssssssst!!!
The lights fade to black as drums begin pounding out. With the rhythm, blue lights begin flickering in time to the beat. On the titantron, we see a silhouette of a man walking in place to the beat. The drums get louder and more rambunctious as the lights flicker faster. The lights flicker to an almost maniac pace as the tension builds until we hear the yell of Roger Daltrey of The Who:
“YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”
As the music explodes, the word FROST appears on the titantron. The lights come on the stage and we see August Frost come out onto the ramp. He raises his arms in the air and walks slowly down the ramp, chewing gum with a smirk on his face. He slaps some hands on the way down to the ring.
“I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again”
August gets in the ring and jumps up to the top rope, and raises his hands in the air, taking in the crowd.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Ahuevo doesn’t even consult with his partners before darting across the ring to hammer away at Frost. Ethan shouts at the referee to do his job as Holly throws her hands up in the air.
Arnaud: Ahuevo abandons his usual high flyer style to club away at Frost. Once Frost goes to the mat, Ahuevo begins stomping wildly at him. Dax cheers on Ahuevo as Jason looks almost embarrassed.
Nora: Ahuevo takes a few steps back by order of the referee, allowing Frost to get back to his feet. As soon as Frost turns to face Ahuevo, Ahuevo Shoulderbutts him to the ground. He begins ruthlessly stomping away at Frost once more.
Arnaud: Ahuevo rips Frost off of the mat and he sends him flying into the ropes. As Ahuevo bounces off of the ropes toward Frost, Frost ducks a Clothesline and he darts at his corner to tag in Holly.
Nora: Holly leaps over the top ropes and catches Ahuevo with a Somersault Neckbreaker, and the crowd goes wild. Ahuevo holds onto his neck as he rolls around on the mat. Holly rips him off of the mat and hits a Chick Kick.
Arnaud: Ahuevo spins around, and he catches Holly’s legs and pulls them out from under her. She hits her head on the apron as Ahuevo goes to bounce off of the ropes, but Dax tags himself in.
Nora: Ahuevo stops in his track as Dax picks Holly up and flings her into the ropes. Dax jumps up and hits a flying leg scissors takedown to Holly and hooks the leg immediately.
One…
Two…
Arnaud: Ethan rushes inside of the ring and drags Dax off of Holly by the hair. He punches Dax in the face, and as Dax spins around, he hits a high kick to Ethan’s face, sending him into the ropes.
Nora: As Dax turns around, Holly hits a kick to his stomach, and begins hammering away at Dax’s face. Holly places Dax’s face in for a Breast Smother converted into a Jawbreaker. Dax blindly goes for a clothesline, but Holly ducks it.
Arnaud: She gets behind Dax as she bends him over and begins to dry hump him for humiliation. Dax is angry as he goes for an elbow to her face, but she ducks it. As he turns around, she flies off the top rope, crotch to face as Dax goes down. She hooks the legs.
One…
Two…
Nora: Ahuevo comes inside of the ring and pulls Holly off by the hair. Holly holds onto her wig as she tries to not let it get pulled off of her, but gives up after a moment. As it comes off, she boots Ahuevo in the gut.
Arnaud: But Dax is right inside of the ring, pulling Holly down into a Backbreaker. Frost jumps inside of the ring and begins duking it out with Dax as he rises up. Jason comes inside to catch Ethan with a Spear.
Nora: All hell is breaking out inside of the ring right now, and the referee is having a hard time gaining control. Eventually Dax and Frost roll to the outside of the ring as the referee pulls Jason off of Ethan.
Arnaud: Holly crawls over to her corner, but Ahuevo pulls her up to her feet before she can make the tag. She delivers a Dropkick to Ahuevo that sends him flying into his own corner where Jason Fox makes the tag.
Nora: Holly tags Ethan back inside, and these two get the chance to go at it officially. However, Ethan shows Jason how it is really done when he Spears Jason to the ground with a thunderous thud.
Arnaud: Jason clutches his chest as Ethan stomps around the ring, drawing in the boos. He does it quickly before dropping down for the cover.
One…
Two…
Nora: Dax tears Ethan off of Jason and under the ropes. He goes for a Clothesline on Dax, but Dax ducks it and hits a Drop Toe Hold, causing Ethan’s head to collide with the ring steps. Before he has a chance to celebrate, Frost hits a Bulldog on Dax, effectively taking him out.
Arnaud: Inside of the ring, Holly tries to help her team out by getting into a fist fight with Jason. Jason returns suit as the crowd gets behind both of them. Jason gets the better of Holly and then sends her into the ropes. Holly reverses it.
Nora: As Jason bounces off of the ropes, Holly goes for a Clothesline, but Jason ducks underneath it. As Jason goes to the opposite ropes, Frost jumps up onto the apron and hits a surprise Bell Clap that causes Jason to grab his ears.
Arnaud: Ethan crawls back inside and rolls Jason up.
One…
Two…
Kickout!
Nora: Jason gets his shoulders up. As Jason gets to his feet, he nails a Punt Kick to Ethan. He Shoulderbutt’s Holly off of the apron and right into Frost. As Ethan begins to get to his hands and knees, Jason nails a Shining Wizard, and drops down for the cover.
One!
Two!
Arnaud: Frost slides in the ring, but Ahuevo meets him with a Handspring Elbow to the side of the head!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners advancing to the battle royal later tonight… Jason Fox, Ahuevo, and Dax Beckett!!!
The fans cheer for Jason, who stands victoriously in the center of the ring, alone. Dax slowly gets up to his feet as he hears the announcement, and he begins galloping around the ring to rub it in the faces of the fans. As he rushes up the ramp to the back, Ahuevo blindsides Jason with a chair. He begins repeatedly smashing it over Jason’s back and head. He drops it and stomps while shouting at him. The referee tries to pull him back, but he shrugs it off. He gets in a few more stomps before finally letting up. He slowly backs up against the ropes, exiting the ring as medical staff come down to check on Jason.
After the last match, we find ourselves in the Women’s Locker Room to see Celeste North, Jenifer Lacroix, Shelby Holt,Valentina, Cindy Warren, Kandy Kaine, Kinley Carlisle, and Ivory Sullivan seeming to get ready for the potential that they’re going to get called for the next match to compete for Angel Kash’s Avalanche Championship.
The camera focuses in on Celeste North and Jenifer Lacroix as they are strapping on their boots. Celeste is focused for a moment before looking over to Jenifer.
Celeste: No matter what, we have to remember to have each other’s backs tonight. There is no way that we’re going to get screwed over yet again. Agreed?
Jenifer: Agreed, without a doubt.
Jenifer’s French accent trickles out into the room, betraying her badass look for a second. Everyone in the room looks over and stares as if this is the first time they’ve heard her speak. However, before they can say anything else, Valentina approaches, tugging at her ponytail to make sure it is tight and in place.
Valentina: I know we are probably not best of friends, but I got your backs if you got mine.
Jenifer glares at Valentina for a second as she tightens her laces roughly. She lowers her boot from the bench as she steps up to Valentina, who refuses to back down. Celeste watches for a second before deciding to step in between.
Celeste: I don’t like you. You might have my fans fooled, but you don’t fool me. You are arrogant. You walk around here like a Mean Girl, except for some reason people like you.
Valentina: No offense, Queen of Apathy, but there’s two things.
Celeste folds her arms, listening as Valentina tries her best not to rub her the wrong way.
Valentina: One, you used to be a Mean Girl, but I forgive you. Two, I’ve already had your backs, and it didn’t exactly work out in my favor when I needed it back. I’m offering a clean slate, a fresh start. No hang ups. I don’t like Nobility. You two don’t like Nobility.
Kandy Kaine clears her throat as she approaches the circle.
Kandy: I don’t dislike many people, but those girls are so… so… MEAN! I’m with Val on this one. They put me and Celly out on injury, like, on purpose! I’m not great at math, but I think four is better than three, and three is better than two, but not as good as four, and there’s…
Kandy stares at the group as she slowly ticks them off on here fingers. She shakes her head as everyone waits patiently and she does a recount, muttering the numbers she’s counting under her breath. Suddenly her eyes light up and she squeals happily.
Kandy: Omuhgawwwz! There’s four of us! That’s like the magic number! Guys, we totally gotta do it! And my partner Jerry is totally busy tonight! The stars have aligned and it’s settled!
Jenifer: You can’t fight that logic.
Valentina: They got numbers. Alone, we don’t. Together, we beat them at their only advantage. What do you say?
Celeste: I say, where were you girls the eighty times I got jumped. The only person in this room that I trust is Jenifer, because since the day that she signed, she’s had my back. The rest of you? Not so much. So, sorry but I think I’ll pass…
Valentina sighs as Jenifer looks to her and Kandy, almost not wanting to leave, but she follows her friend out of the locker room to wait for the possibility of getting called. Stephanie Sullivan walks out of the shower area, ready to go as she laughs and looks at Celeste with a bit of admiration.
Stephanie: God, what a bitch…
Liam: The following random draw is a Fatal Fourway and is scheduled for one fall to determine the Number One Contender to Angel Kash’s Avalanche Championship!!!
Crowd: *POP!*
"Candy" by Far East Movement begins playing over the speakers as brightly colored lights of all shades flash across the stage. Kandy Kaine comes out onto the stage, and she lets out a squeal as she jumps up and down as the fans cheer for her. She dances from one side of the stage to the other before working up as she stands center stage.
Liam: On her way to the ring, from the Kandy Kingdom, standing at 5'4" and weighing in at 122lb, she is...
Liam: … Kandy Kaine!!!
Kandy squeals again, hearing her name. She charges down the ramp, slapping hands on one side before moving over to the next side. She then dashes under the bottom rope, jumping up and down for the fans.
Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. Marilyn Monroe by Nicki Minaj begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a loud cheer.
Liam: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection...
Liam: … Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.
Liam: Introducing next, from Detroit, MI standing at 5’6” and weighing in at 120lb, she is…
Liam: … Stephanie Suuuuullllllllllllivaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
SO SO SO SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Scandalous by Misteeq” starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word Scandalous. The front has 3S interlocked with one another. The crowd begins to shower her with a welcome of loud cheers.. She blows a kiss to the crowd which draws an even bigger reaction, and she smiles at them as she struts her way down to the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side. She bounces around a bit as she awaits in anticipation for the match to begin.
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ....
Liam: … Melissa Ruins!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
They’re not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for the bell to ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Stephanie charges across the ring at Kandy as Melissa and Valentina begin punching at each other in pure rage. Stephanie Clothesline’s Kandy to the mat, and begins stomping away furiously at her.
Nora: Stephanie hits a knee drop across the chest of Kandy and immediately goes for the first pinfall of the match.
One…
Arnaud: Before Kandy can even kick out, Melissa pulls Stephanie off of her. The two begin arguing fiercely. It gets very heated as the two begin to shove at each other in the center of the ring.
Nora: The crowd is getting intense with their cheering for the impending catfight when Kandy and Valentina come up behind their respective opponents and bring them over in stereo German Suplexes! They both bridge into pins.
One… One…
Two… Tw-Kickout!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Melissa gets out just before the two, and Stephanie wiggles out just after two. Stephanie rolls to her feet and hits a low Dropkick to Kandy’s face as Melissa rams a knee into Valentina’s face.
Nora: Melissa and Stephanie both saunter around the ring until they bump into each other. Melissa turns around and gets in Stephanie’s face, screaming at her.
Melissa: Watch where you are going, peasant!
Arnaud: Stephanie laughs as she turns her head away from Melissa. She listens to the screaming for a second before turning abruptly with a slap that is heard echoing throughout the arena!
Nora: Melissa turns her head, holding onto her cheek as she lets it sink in for a second. She tilts her head back and laughs it off before returning with a full force slap of her own. Stephanie goes spinning around.
Arnaud: As Stephanie comes back around, she goes right for Melissa, but Valentina and Kandy get to their feet again and hit stereo Dropkicks to their respective opponents, causing them to clash together.
Nora: Kandy grabs the back of Stephanie’s head and Valentina grabs the back of Melissa’s. They ram their opponent’s heads together, allowing them to crumble to the mat. Kandy and Valentina raise their arms up in victory.
Arnaud: Valentina looks to Kandy, giving her a high five. Kandy hugs onto her, jumping up and down as she squeals in delight. However, Valentina nails a Belly to Belly Suplex on Kandy. She jumps off of the ropes and nails a Moonsault on her, hooking the leg.
One…
Two…
Nora: Stephanie and Melissa both jump on top of the pin, effectively breaking it up. Stephanie drags Valentina off of Kandy, as Melissa begins rapidly stomping on Kandy. Stephanie smashes Valentina’s head into the top turnbuckle.
Arnaud: Stephanie raises her foot into a corner choke to Valentina as Melissa peels Kandy off of the mat. She whips her into the ropes, and as she rebounds, Melissa plants her on the mat with a Sidewalk Slam, hooking the leg.
One…
Two…
Kickout!
Nora: Kandy gets a leg up. Melissa angrily begins pounding Kandy’s head into the mat. Valentina breaks free of the choke as she picks Stephanie up and sets her on the top turnbuckle. Valentina rushes across the ring and hits a Shining Wizard on Melissa!
Arnaud: Oh, and then she darts across the ring and nails a picture perfect Frankensteiner to Stephanie! She hooks the leg!
One…
Two…
Nora: Oh, but Kandy rushes across the ring to break it up!
Three!
Arnaud: But she’s too late!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner via pinfall… Valentina!!!
Kandy leans down to catch her breath, disappointed in herself as Valentina’s arm is raised in victory. She smiles as she catches her breath as well. However, she doesn’t have much time as Melissa blindsides her with the ring bell!
Ding!
Chanelle rolls inside of the ring and the two begin stomping away at Valentina. Kandy tries to come to her aid, but Chanelle ducks a Clothesline and hits a Chick Kick to her. They go back to their attack on Valentina when Jenifer Lacroix and Celeste North come barrelling down the ramp, sliding in the ring. Chanelle and Melissa roll outside of the ring, laughing because the damage is already done. They back up the ring as “Blame Canada” plays over the speakers, and Chanelle and Melissa high five one another.
Gemma Frost stands in the middle of the ring.
Gemma: Please welcome my guest at this the Northern Lights Wrestling Avalanche Champion, The Bounty Hunter Stewart Mason.
The arena erupts with a mixed reaction despite it being Canada, Stewart and his girlfriend Gail stop on the stage and make their way to the ring, Gemma holds the ropes open for them to enter.
Gemma: Stewart no one can debate that you’re the most dominant wrestler in this company's history, sure Shorty had a brief sniff at the title, but the title is back where it truly belongs.
Stewart: Thank-you Gemma, truer words have never been spoken, and hey what’s up Fredericton.
Again the arena erupts in a mixed reaction.
Gemma: Here tonight Northern Lights Wrestling is holding a Lethal Lottery to determine your challenger at Zero Hour, is there anyone you're concerned about facing.
Stewart: Let’s see, no, I think I’ve already beaten everyone on this roster, but if that how they’re gonna find my next contender I‘m fine with that, but what the winner on this lethal lottery has to realize is that is zero hour for their career, like you said Gemma I’m the most dominant wrestler in this company's history, and I look forward to seeing who emerges from the lethal lottery, to see who gets to be the next person to fail at taking my avalanche title, do you think it matters who wins Gemma.
Gemma: Whoever wins the lethal lottery is the ultimate loser in my opinion.
Stewart: That’s why Gail and I like you, you have the guts, to tell the truth, you know who the top dog is around here, and who the top dog will always be.
Gail walks around the ring clapping and cheering for her man, and checking out Gemma, Stewart music plays and it seems to drown the conversation between Stewart, Gail, and Gemma, they leave the ring and exit the area as they set up for the next match to begin.
Liam: And now it is time for the Main Event!!! The following contest is an Over The Top Battle Royal for the Number One Contendership for Stewart Mason’s Avalanche Championship!!!
Vs Vs Vs
Vs Vs
Vs
Liam: Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Chicago, IL, standing at 6’0” and weighing in at 175lb, he is… Eric Weeeeeeeeeeeeaverrrrrrrrrr!!!
Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.
"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"
Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say
It's a pantomime and not a play
Still, I know our eyes often meet
I feel tingles down to my feet
When you smile, that's much too discreet
Sends me on my way"
Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.
"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"
As the music fades we see Eric holding his right hand in the air as he looks over to the crowd.
Liam: Next, from Las Vegas, NV, standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 195lb, he is… Tiiiiiiiiiiim Staaaaaaaaaaaaaggsssss!!!
The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man in a white Bad Boys hooded jacket, and a black mask, steps out onto the stage, pausing as he looks down at the ground. As the music picks up, the figure pulls his hood back, yanking his mask off to reveal Tim Staggs. He jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. He jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners, sinking down to a seated position as he contemplates.
Liam: Third, from Oakland, CA standing at 3’11” and weighing in at 165lb, he is… “Shorty” Devin Tyyyyyyyyyyyylerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: On his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.
Liam: Entering next, from South of the border, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is… Ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuevooooooooooo!!!
The crowd boos loudly as “Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his partners and opponent.
The opening of “Alive” by Lil Jon, Offset, and 2Chainz begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience as they look confused, staring around.
Liam: From Anaheim, CA standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Dax Beckett!!!
He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward. Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on his feet as he jogs in place, waiting for his partner.
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. One man comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, standing at 5’10” and weighing in at 195lb, he is… Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaason Foooooooooxxxxx!!!
Jason comes out the curtain and waves to the crowd. The fans cheer loudly for Jason as he yips back and forth across the stage. Jason gets in the ring as he walks around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into his corner, eyeballing Dax carefully.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: As soon as the bell rings, Tim, Shorty, and Dax rush at Jason Fox and dump him over the top rope!
Liam: Jason Fox has been eliminated!!!
Nora: Jason looks angrily in shock as he stands up. His mouth hangs open as he stares at the Bad Boys, who are laughing and pointing at him. Jerry and Eric rush up behind them and toss Dax and Tim over the top ropes!
Arnaud: The two Bad Boys land on their feet as Eric and Jerry begin clubbing them. Shorty stares at them as they pay no attention to him. He goes to yell at them to get their attention when he gets frustrated and gives Jerry the Dick Punch.
Nora: Ahuevo catches Eric Weaver in the back of the head with a Superkick. As he falls down, Ahuevo immediately goes for a Spear to Dax. Dax flies into the barricade as the referee checks him…
Arnaud: Dax has one foot off the ground and he hops! He’s favoring the foot as he winces in pain. Dax hops over to the ring steps as Tim fights off Ahuevo. Shorty helps Tim by punching Ahuevo in the gut.
Nora: Dax hops up the ring steps, holding onto his ankle for a second before tripping over to Tim. Jerry pulls himself up on the ropes and Tim and Dax look at one another. They grab onto Jerry’s neck and hit a Vertical Suplex, dropping Jerry to the floor!
Liam: Jerry Cann has been eliminated!
Arnaud: The Bad Boys are showing that they are working together in this match, and now they outnumber their opposition. This doesn’t look good for Ahuevo or Eric Weaver. Shorty pounds on Ahuevo’s back, keeping the high flyer grounded.
Nora: Tim and Dax step inside of the ring, getting to safety as they lift Eric Weaver up from the mat. Eric shoves them back and hits a Throat Thrust to Dax. Tim goes for a Clothesline, but Eric ducks it, and gives Tim a quick slap across the face!
Arnaud: It echoes throughout the arena. Weaver picks Tim up with a Scoop Slam and drops him hard on his back. Dax charges at him, and Eric lifts Dax up with a Back Body Drop, right on top of Tim!
Nora: Eric Weaver is on fire! Meanwhile, Ahuevo shoves Shorty away from him as he scrambles to his feet. He holds up his hands to Shorty in surrender. Shorty shakes his head and stomps toward him when Ahuevo jumps onto the second rope.
Arnaud: He hits a Missile Dropkick to Eric Weaver! He then gives Weaver a couple of stomps as he points down to Weaver. Shorty smiles and begins helping with the stomping. Ahuevo and Shorty smile at one another as they almost competitively stomp Weaver.
Nora: Tim and Dax slowly get back to their feet as they see what’s going on. They walk over to the scene and they grabs Ahuevo and toss him over the top rope. Ahuevo lands on the apron, but both Bad Boys follow up with stereo Dropkicks!
Liam: Ahuevo has been eliminated!!!
Arnaud: Ahuevo is angry as he points at the Bad Boys, shouting in Spanish. They hold onto their stomachs as they laugh at him. He attempts to get back inside, but the referees stop him and guide him toward the ramp.
Nora: That’s not the smartest move on the Bad Boys part as Weaver catches Shorty’s ankle and rises up to his feet. He hits a Dragon Whip to Shorty, nearly taking his head off. He then grabs the backs of Tim and Dax’s heads and rams them together!
Arnaud: Weaver has done it! All three Bad Boys are down on the ground. He’s got his pick of the litter now. Weaver picks Shorty up and raises his above his head as he deposits him over the top rope.
Nora: Shorty holds onto the ropes as he goes down, and he winds up on the apron. Weaver shakes his head as he charges at him, looking for a Superkick of his own. However, Shorty pulls the ropes down and Eric runs crotch first into the ropes.
Arnaud: Tim and Dax stand up and they help lift Eric over the ropes as Shorty shakes the top rope violently to stop Eric from getting a grip, and he falls to the outside!
Liam: Eric Weaver has been eliminated!!!
Nora: Shorty gets inside of the ring to celebrate with the Bad Boys. He high five’s Dax, bringing him in for a hug, but there’s still a match going on, isn’t there?
Arnaud: Dax pats him on the back as Tim raises his arms up in the air, nodding his head to the boos from the crowd. He smiles and laughs as Dax joins in with the laughter. They are celebrating as a…
Nora: Wait, what’s this? Tim turns around and picks Shorty up, tossing him to the outside. Dax quickly turns to see Tim at the last second, but it’s too late. Dax shoves Tim.
Dax: What the hell, bruh? He’s one of our own!
Tim: And this is a f***ing match “bruh”...
Arnaud: Tim shoves Dax back, but Dax simply nods. Then, in the blink of an eye, Dax comes at Tim with a Lou Thesz Press, hammering way with furious punch after punch.
Crowd: *POP!*
Nora: Shorty curses under his breath as he is escorted away from the ring. Dax is clearly not happy with Tim as he fires away with shot after shot. Suddenly, Tim rolls him over onto his back and begins hammering away just as furiously.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!
Arnaud: Tim gets off of Dax as he breathes heavily, getting to his feet as Dax scrambles back to the corner to pull himself back up.
Tim: Don’t hate, man. It’s just business…
Nora: Dax wipes the sweat from his beard as he takes deep breaths, nodding his head. He catches his breath and calms himself down a bit as he shakes his arms out, swaying side to side. Tim nods his head as they circle one another.
Arnaud: As Dax’s back is to the entryway, Tim stops and takes a few steps back, getting defensive and he points, getting in a fighting stance. As Dax turns around to see nothing there, Tim grabs onto his tights and deposits him over the top.
Nora: Dax holds onto the ropes as Tim violently stomps Dax’s back, trying to get him to exit the ring. However, Dax doesn’t give up, hugging onto the bottom rope. Tim shakes his head as he takes a few steps back. He goes to drop a knee to Dax’s face, but Dax moves.
Arnaud: Dax comes back inside of the ring. As Tim tries to stomp him, he rolls backward and onto his feet. As Tim sprints at him, Dax ducks and does a Drop Toe Hold, causing Tim to land throat first onto the middle rope. Dax leaps over the top rope with a Guillotine Leg Drop.
Crowd: *POP!!!*
Nora: Dax then hits a knee to Tim’s face, sending him onto his back. Dax jumps over the top rope with a Senton Splash. Both men lie on their backs, breathing heavily as they are worn out. Dax turns over onto his hands and knees, crawling over Tim to punch him in the face.
Arnaud: Tim fires back at him. They slowly get to a kneeling position, punching at each other as the fans are relishing in this exchange. Dax gets on one foot, punching down at Tim. He bounces off of the ropes and flips over into a Flipping Neckbreaker!
Nora: Dax breathes heavily as he picks Tim up and drags him over to the ropes as he looks out at the crowd. He nods his head as he points across the audience.
Dax: Y’all like this, huh? You wanna see Daxton B win this shit? Alright then…
Arnaud: Dax lifts Tim up onto the top rope, punching him a few times in the face as the crowd cheers. Dax darts half way across the ring, coming back as he charges up the ropes. As he does so, Tim rolls off of the top rope and to the apron, tripping Dax up as he goes flying!
Nora: Dax’s face says it all as he sails to the outside, trying to land on his feet, and…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Dax Beckett has been eliminated!!! Your winner and Number One Contender to the Avalanche Championship… Tim Staggs!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Dax stumbles as he lands on his feet. He stares at Tim as he gets to his feet. Tim raises his arms up in the air. As the referee goes to raise his hand in victory, he shoves him back. He celebrates on his own as he waves Dax inside of the ring with a big smile. Dax leans on the barricade as he rubs at his face, which is now reddening in anger. Dax contemplates it for a second before shaking his head and waving Tim off. He turns and walks up the entrance ramp slowly, doing the walk of shame. Tim shrugs his shoulders and laughs at his best friend. Dax narrows his eyes as he walks up the ramp, head hung low.
Suddenly, there is a loud explosion off to the side of the stage, and the lights flicker in and out for a moment. Dax stops, looking around. He turns to see Tim standing in the ring, looking just as confused, but he is not alone.
Arnaud: That’s Space Lord!!! Space Lord is here!!!
Space Lord is hunches over, waving at Tim, who sees this playing out on the Tron. Tim’s eyes widen as he takes a few steps forward before seeing Dax stop to turn back to the ring. Dax begins rushing toward the ring, and Tim turns around to fight. However, Dax stops, using his backside to stop him from getting inside of the ring. He smirks as he swaggers back up the ramp.
Inside of the ring, Space Lord picks Tim up into an Atomic Drop before nailing furious lefts and rights. He then stomps forward a few times before nailing a Discus Clothesline to Tim. Space Lord bounces off of the ropes and hits an almost theatrical Leg Drop across Tim’s chest. He then reaches over to the corner and pulls a steel chair inside of the ring. He raises it in the air as Shorty and Gianni rush down the ramp. They pull Tim out of the ring just in time to avoid the chair shot. Tim gasps, playing the victim as he tries to shake it all off. After a moment, he tries to go after Space Lord, who welcomes it, but Gianni and Shorty barely have to try to hold him back before Tim begins backing up the ramp. Space Lord encourages any and all of the Bad Boys to get inside of the ring, but they shake their heads. With this, Avalanche begins to fade off the air.